Salomé
by Oscar Wilde
HEROD
Where is Salome? Where is the Princess? Why did she not return to the
banquet as I commanded her? Ah! there she is!
HERODIAS
You must not look at her! You are always looking at her!
HEROD
The moon has a strange look to-night. Has she not a strange look?
She is like a mad woman, a mad woman who is seeking everywhere for lovers.
She is naked too. She is quite naked. The clouds are seeking to clothe her
nakedness, but she will not let them. She shows herself naked in the sky.
She reels through the clouds like a drunken woman . . . . I am sure she is
looking for lovers. Does she not reel like a drunken woman?
She is like a mad woman, is she not?
HERODIAS
No; the moon is like the moon, that is all, Let us go within . . . .
We have nothing to do here.
HEROD
I will stay here! Manasseh, lay carpets there. Light torches. Bring forth
the ivory tables, and the tables of jasper. The air here is sweet. I will
drink more wine with my guests. We must show all honours to the ambassadors
of Caesar.
HERODIAS
It is not because of them that you remain.
HEROD
Yes; the air is very sweet. Come, Herodias, our guests await us.
Ah! I have slipped!
I have slipped in blood! It is an ill omen. It is a very ill omen.
Wherefore is there blood here? . . . and this body, what does this body here?
Think you I am like the King of Egypt, who gives no feast to his guests
but that he shows them a corpse? Whose is it? I will not look on it.
FIRST SOLDIER
It is our captain, sire. It is the young Syrian whom you made captain of the
guard but three days gone.
HEROD
I issued no order that he should be slain.
SECOND SOLDIER
He slew himself, sire.
HEROD
For what reason? I had made him captain of my guard!
SECOND SOLDIER
We do not know, sire. But with his own hand he slew himself.
HEROD
That seems strange to me. I had thought it was but the Roman
philosophers who slew themselves.
Is it not true, Tigellinus, that the philosophers at Rome slay themselves?
TIGELLINUS
There be some who slay themselves, sire. They are the Stoics.
The Stoics are people of no cultivation. They are ridiculous people.
I myself regard them as being perfectly ridiculous.
HEROD
I also. It is ridiculous to kill one's-self.
TIGELLINUS
Everybody at Rome laughs at them.
The Emperor has written a satire against them. It is recited everywhere.
HEROD
Ah! he has written a satire against them? Caesar is wonderful.
He can do everything. . . .
It is strange that the young Syrian has slain himself. I am sorry he has slain himself.
I am very sorry.
For he was fair to look upon. He was even very fair.
He had very languorous eyes.
I remember that I saw that he looked languorously at Salome.
Truly, I thought he looked too much at her.
HERODIAS
There are others who look too much at her.
HEROD
His father was a king. I drave him from his kingdom. And of his mother,
who was a queen, you made a slave, Herodias. So he was here as my guest,
as it were, and for that reason I made him my captain.
I am sorry he is dead. Ho! why have you left the body here?
It must be taken to some other place.
I will not look at it, -- away with it!
[They take away the body.] It is cold here.