Miscellaneous Aphorisms
by Oscar Wilde
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.
A true artist takes no notice whatever of the public. The public are to him non-existent.
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Nothing is so aggravating as calmness. There is something positively brutal about the good temper of most modern men. I wonder we women stand it as well as we do.
The truth is a thing I get rid of as soon as possible. Bad habit, by the way, makes one very unpopular at the club ... with the older members. They call it being conceited. Perhaps it is.
My own business always bores me to death. I prefer other people's.
Don't be led astray into the paths of virtue—that is the worst of women. They always want one to be good. And if we are good, when they meet us they don't love us at all. They like to find us quite irretrievably bad and to leave us quite unattractively good.
Men are such cowards. They outrage every law in the world and are afraid of the world's tongue.
Wicked women bother one. Good women bore one. That is the only difference between them.
To know the principles of the highest art is to know the principles of all the arts.
I don't believe in the existence of Puritan women. I don't think there is a woman in the world who would not be a little flattered if one made love to her. It is that which makes women so irresistibly adorable.
When I am in trouble eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as anyone who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink.
When one is going to lead an entirely new life one requires regular and wholesome meals.
The soul is born old, but grows young. That is the comedy of life. The body is born young, and grows old. That is life's tragedy.
One can survive everything nowadays except death, and live down anything except a good reputation.
The past is of no importance. The present is of no importance. It is with the future that we have to deal. For the past is what men should not have been. The present is what men ought not to be. The future is what artists are.
Men become old, but they never become good.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. Men should be more careful; this very celibacy leads weaker vessels astray.
I think that in practical life there is something about success, actual success, that is a little unscrupulous, something about ambition that is scrupulous always.
Every man of ambition has to fight his century with its own weapons. What this century worships is wealth. The god of this century is wealth. To succeed one must have wealth. At all costs one must have wealth.
I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don't interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast.
The English can't stand a man who is always saying he is in the right, but they are very fond of a man who admits he has been in the wrong. It is one of the best things in them.
Life is simply a 'mauvais quart d'heure' made up of exquisite moments.